Top Ten Things We Learned about Colon Cleansing
10) You can always eat Bliss Balls...
9) Men need to wear maxi pads too sometimes...
8) Don't always assume that a fart is clean...
7) Sesame oil is not only used for eating...
6) We may be on the web cam from Dr. Simon's office for our colon cleansing...(let's hope not!)
5) Don't ever sit on a stained chair in the meditation room...
4) You can't meditate or relax while getting "cleansed"...
3) We learned for the first time that we had two sphincters...
2) You are what you eat...
1) And the number one reason is... it feels so good to get it all out!
